Robert
Foley
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Name
and Rank:
Robert
C. Foley
Staff
Sergeant (E-6)
Year
graduated from Jump School:
October 31, 1975

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Years
in service and MOS: 9
including time in a Mechanized Infrantry Battalion with the California
National Guard.
05B4S--Intermediate
Speed Morse Code Radio Operator
31V4S--Tactical
Communications Chief
My
assignment: C Co.,
2nd Bn., 20th Special Forces Group (Airborne)
Why
I joined:
When I was a kid I was certain of two things. First, I would
jump out of an airplane. Second, I would fly a helicopter
for the US Army. Well, by the time I was in Junior High
School I had to start wearing glasses. This brought my flying
career in the Army to a screeching halt. So, I opted to pursue
my primary goal. Since, my father was a Special Forces Troop,
the natural thing for me to do was to join up. By the
time I was 18 it was my obvious choice.
My
most vivid memory:
I
think the thing that I remember most is jumping at night.
Which we seemed to do a lot. The image that really sticks
with me is being inside the aircraft with the doors open and the
Jumpmaster waiting to give us the Go signal. Because it was
at night, the aircraft was lit up with the red over-head interior
lights that are to aid a persons night vision. So, everything
is bathed to shades of red right up until the jump light beside
the door goes green and we start to make our exits. I always
remember being about third or fourth back in the stick on the left
side. When the Jumpmaster gives the command, I shuffle along
and finally make a sharp left turn and then about two quick steps
out the door. Everything is red and green and black, like
some king of weird dream.
My
favorite Special Forces story:
MESSING
WITH MY MIND
I
was in Jump School at Fort Benning, I was standing in the door getting
ready to go. The Jumpmaster is first kneeling on the floor
beside me watching the Drop Zone come up. He then stands and
yells in my ear "GET READY!!!!". My legs tense up
like springs. And I'm waiting and waiting. Then, he
grabs my left buttock really hard. I look at him, with that
"What the Hell???" look in my eyes. He yells at
me, " You see that smoke out there?". I look out
to the horizon and way off in the distance is a factory with chimneys
that are blasting smoke straight up into the sky. I looked
back at the Jumpmaster and replied, "Yes, Sergeant, Airborne!!!!"
He tightened his grip on my butt cheek and yells at me, "If
you don't hit the Drop Zone, I'm gonna kick your Ass!!!"
I blasted back, "Yes, Sergeant, Airborne!!!!". He
then smacks me real hard on the backside and yells, "GO!!!"
I launched myself out of there like a shot.
I
get out of the airplane and count off really hard. All of
a sudden, everything is very quiet and really peacefull. I
look around and the Drop Zone is about the size of the state of
Delaware and is a text-book Army Drop Zone. Its got smoke,
lights, paneIs, helicopters AND ambulances for anybody that got
hurt. I mean it was Deluxe, and I landed smack in the middle
of it. No problem.
A
few months later, I'm in Phase 2 of the Special Forces Q Course.
Once again, I'm standing in the door waiting to jump into the mountains
of western North Carolina. The Jumpmaster raises himself up
beside me and yells, "If you don't hit the Drop Zone, I'm gonna
kick your Ass!!!" And I'm thinking, "What the Hell???"
Wow, deja vue, except this time he's not grabbing my butt and I'm
looking outside the aircraft at whole bunch of trees. I mean
trees everywhere. The Jumpmaster pounds me on the backside
and I'm out of there.
Once
again, I get outside the aircraft and count off really hard.
This time I'm looking and I still don't see anything that remotely
looks like a Drop Zone. So, I do a quick spin with my parachute
and then I see it. There's this clearing in amongst all these
trees with ONE guy waving a panel at me like some kind of freakin
hankie. I'm thinking to myself, "Oh, Crap, I'm gonna
get my butt kicked, Big Time.
ILL
WINDS BLOW
I
think the incident that is the most memorable for me would be the
day that my A Team was standing around waiting for something or
somebody. That is the "Hurry up and wait" thing
that the Military is famous for. Anyway, there was this young
guy that had just finished the Special Forces Medic course and he
was hot to trot. I'm afraid now that I don't remember his
name. Anyway, this guy was the Cock of the Walk and he was
telling everybody that would listen. He was the best SF Medic
ever, and he was going Ranger, and Path Finder, and SCUBA and there
was "nuthin that he couldn't do".
Well,
one of the observers at the time happened to be our Team Sergeant.
We didn't realize it, but he was becoming more and more disgusted
with this guy by the minute. By the time the Medic got around
to the part about how he could do anything. The crusty, old
Team Sergeant blurts out "Well, Hell if you can do anything,
anywhere, anytime. Why don't you Fart, Boy!!! Fart!!! Lemme
hear you Fart!!"
You
could have heard a pin drop. The whole Team just froze and
stared at the Team Sergeant, all of us trying to process what the
man had just said. We all stood in wide-eyed amazement swapping
glances at the Team Sergeant, then the Medic, and then at others
in the group.
Then,
almost in one movement the entire Team cast its gaze onto the young
Medic. His eyes sort of went squinty. He thrust his
right hip out and up and his arms bent at the elbow letting his
hands drop at the wrists. He seemed to assume the universal
posture of someone about to let one rip.
His
slight but sturdy body started to quiver, just slightly. Beads
of sweat started to collect on his upper lip. Then,
there it was. As quiet and delicate as a wisper. "Pooooooooooootttttt".
I
know it was only a couple of seconds but it seemed like an eternity.
And at exactly the same milli-second the whole Team exploded into
the most visceral, soul-shaking, ground-pounding, knee-slapping
laughter that I have ever heard.
And
the young Medic's body relaxed and he stood there and smiled.
As
if to add insult to injury, the guys on the Team where all at once
laughing and making comments, "Hope you didn't hurt yourself",
and "You better go check your laundry", and laughing,
continuously.
Now,
thoroughly disgusted. The Team Sergeant wheeled around and
left our group. Just before he was completely out of ear shot,
we could hear him making disparaging remarks about the young Medic's
masculinity and sexual orientation.
But,
by this time the Guantlet had been tossed and from that time on,
Isolation Phase with my A Team was pure Hell. It got to the
point where my team-mates were practically fighting over the prize
of the C rations--beans and franks.
I
honestly believe I can still hear those guys laughing their heads
off.
BUNGLE
IN THE JUNGLE
Another
incident that struck me funny was a time when my Team was pulling
an FTX out of Ft. Rucker, Alabama. I don't remember any details
about the Insertion Phase, I assume we either jumped in or came
in via helicopter. Either way, it must have been routine.
What I do remember, is on this particular night the Team was attempting
to move into a new area. For what-ever reason we were making
this move at night through some very thick areas of dense trees
and wait-a-minute vines. And it was just as black as you can
imagine. I remember that I literally could not see my hand
in front of my face.
Per
our Team SOP, we aligned ourselves single-flie and were moving slowly
and carefully through all the overgrowth. The problem with
trying to move like this was that it was very easy to become separated
from the rest of the Team. So, to try to keep more Team integrity,
the idea was to hold on to the guy in front of you by keeping a
grip on his Rucksack with your right hand. With this type
of really tight formation, we could creep forward and eventually
get through. I guess the idea was to mimic a large 24 legged
caterpillar.
The
problem with this type of movement was that it gives you very little
time to react. I recall that as we were trying to move along,
the guy in front of me side-stepped a small sapling. As he
moved to his right just a little, it slid past him and caught me
exactly in the crook of my right arm as I was holding it high and
grasping onto his Rucksack.
All
at once, there I am, holding on to this guy's Rucksack with all
my might and at the same time halted in my tracks by this 1 or 2inch
diameter sapling. Before, I could do anything about it, the
front half of the formation, unimpeded, lurched forward by a couple
of paces. At the same time the rear half of the formation
lurched forward and pinned me to this infernal tree-ling.
Being the good SF Troop that I was, I tried with all of my might
to keep a grip on the guy in front. This caused me and this
blasted tree to bend forward at about a 45 degree angle.
By
this time the strain on the entire forward part of the formation
was so great that each man's arm was stretched as tight as a rubber
band. And the rear group of men had compressed themselves
against me and this now spring-loaded sapling. At that time
I could not hold my grip any longer and the Rucksack in front was
torn away and as a consequence, launched the man in front of me
right into the forward group.
The
poor guy was shot into the forward group like a bowling ball and
caused the entire group to go Ass-over-teacups into a mass of arms,
legs, and Rucksacks.
At
the exact same instant, the sapling rebounded and caused a compression
wave that travelled through me and the rear element, throwing each
of us into a second writhing, cursing mass of arms, legs, and Rucksacks.
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